Brooky funny quotes

I need to write down Brooklyn quotes, so here it goes.

"mom, I'm getting tired of you, but I still love you".

"what does ass mean?"
Mom: "where did you hear that word?"
B: "um, some old lady that has been dying for a long time and she needs to go see Jesus"

Dad says as we are going over table rock dam, "I think this is the dam"
B: Dam? What dam? I heard Dad say dam!!

She is always making us laugh!